FAQ's. Read 'em...laugh.

1) Who is on the DVLH cast?
Josh Bjarnarson, Jason Polecheck, Chris Heil, Jason Lemens, Ryan Neucther, Phil moore, Jesse
Lemkhuel and Beetlejuice (Lester Green).

2) Where is the DVLH cast from?
Originally from Sturgeon Bay...located right near the tip of Wisconsin's wang.

3) What is your earliest memory?
Being asked this question

4) How long does it take for a broken neck to heal?
I'll let you know.

5) You are very ugly
That's not a question.

6) Are you in a video game?
Like you didn't know. "Backyard Wrestling 2-There goes the neighborhood" ...you've never
been?

7) Do you have any phobias?
Yes

8) OK, ass...what are they?
Leopards

9) How did you get Terry funk to shoot an opening for your DVLH series?
I asked him to.

10) What is Luke Hadley's deepest, darkest secret?
I wanna pinch Bam Bam Bigelow's titties with kitchen tongs.

11) What is the capital of Japan?
China...of course

12) Who is fatter, Chris Heil or Yokozuna?
Chris Heil

13) Who is Chris Heil's dad?
John Tenta

14) Do you eat people?
Next question

15) Are you currently single?
Oh yeah, chicks seem to dig me until they find out that I'm ACTUALLY insane.

16) Are you related to any celebrities?
My dad is GI Joe, my mom is Jackie Chan and I'm cousins with Kamala, Roy Rogers, and Satan.

17) Can I stop asking questions now?
No

18) Does anyone like you?
Not that I know of.

19) Have you ever been on any talk shows?
I was scheduled to be on Tom Green's 2003 MTV talk show--but the network finally
determined that I was "too controversial". Very hypocritical, considering that they booked
some dude that ate GLASS on the show the next week. I was only going planning
on running across thumbtacks (completely nude)...while eating a live baby duck (while on fire).

20) Why have so many of your stunts been missed by your camera men?
I'm an equal opportunity employer...they're retards.

21) How many times have you been on America's Funniest Videos?
6 million.

22) Why do you joke about murder all the time?
Joke?

23) What are you doing these days?
I just finished editing Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern Show's new DVD "As bad as
can"...and it's amazing

24) Where can we get your new DVD's?
LukeHadley.com
There are a number of DVLH DVD's available, just e-mail me at myspace for more info.
or
JollyDwarf.com for Beetlejuice DVD's

25) What religion are you?
English.